Soft Punk

this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:
joeeatspeople:
yesidolikecoatsbigtime:
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

coolgreenapple:
“ who would’ve thought that they’d build one of the wonders of the world right next to some pyramids
”

coolgreenapple:

who would’ve thought that they’d build one of the wonders of the world right next to some pyramids

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
NO one thinks theyre for you
actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

laugh-your-butt-off:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

irl-spain:
“ samanthabarxx:
“ how do you giggle in french
”
honhonhon oui oui baguette
”

samanthabarxx:
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette

809212:
what would you say to your 10 year old self
lottery numbers

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